My day started by falling off the bed, and jumping on to the VIPs bed as it was bigger. I think that set the tone for the day. We left Alberta and were heading back to British Columbia, with plenty of plans. The intention was to go via Lake Louise, but dogs were not allowed on the shuttle bus from the park and ride unless they were rats in cages or had their “papers”. You were obviously allowed to smoke crack on the bus as that would be against “human rights” otherwise. I wonder how many dogs are responsible for forest fires…
After departing Lake Louise and saluting the guard in customary fashion, we headed to the Spiral Tunnels. Unfortunately there wasn’t a train going by, so I stepped in to demonstrate what a train coming out of a tunnel looks like.
After leaving the Spiral Tunnels we headed toward Tikakkaw falls. These are meant to be the second highest in all of Canada. The signs reminded the humans that the water was likely over two million years old coming from a melting glacier. Amazing how gullible they are, it was more likely from the bowl of water I drank and then released at the tunnels.
Admittedly they were quite impressive, despite the usual debacle with parking. There was only a short walk to the falls, but certain humans still had to circle looking for car parking spaces closest to the trail start to save them walking an additional hundred yards. It has become quite annoying that when I am minding my own business walking along a trail, people point at me and say “dog”. No shit, I guess you have a masters degree in stupidity. Were people really this stupid before the Covid vaccines?
After the falls we headed towards Emerald Lake. We had a nice trot around the lake after I helped the humans with their diets by eating their sandwiches. Now when people say 🇨🇦 is expensive, a chocolate bar was $7 and a sandwich (albeit good) was $17. Raping people financially has obviously been decriminalized too, although I suspect that they put the prices up when they found out Jasper was closed.
We then went on to Golden and the staff at the Prestige welcomed me. Initially the girl at reception gave me the key card to the wrong room, but I think she did it deliberately as there was a cute little puppy already there. While the humans left me and went in to Golden to sample the beers at Whitetooth Brewery in Golden, I was invited to the opening of the pool. My swim was interrupted by a retard from the airport requiring support. Naturally they hadn’t changed anything and it was a complete surprise. As a wise dog once said, the world has replaced everybody competent with someone with pronouns.
As the day draws to a close, I shall continue my new novel “The battle of the little big blueberry scone”.